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Quiz: Which Arena-Size Mega-Concert Is Right for You?

Use this handy guide to fine-tune your September plans.


1. Which best describes your relationship with booze and drugs?

a. “I get filthy when the liquor get in me.”
b. “I just took a piss and I see codeine comin’ out.”
c. “Life’s a drink, and love’s a drug.”
d. “I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker.”

2. How do you like your famous significant others (or exes)?
a. Multiplatinum certified.
b. Newly chaste.
c. Huge on Pinterest.
d. Out of the limelight.

3. Which breakup song lyric speaks the most to you?
a. “I could have another you in a minute.”
b. “F___ that n____ that you love so bad.”
c. “Every teardrop is a waterfall.”
d. “You know I still love you, though we touched and went our separate ways.”

4. Where do you get your music?
a. Made-for-TV specials.
b. Online mixtapes.
c. The used CD bin.
d. The used vinyl bin.


Let’s see which concert you should hit!


Mostly As: Beyoncé, Sept. 17, Levi’s Stadium 
Mostly Bs: Drake and Future, Sept. 13–14, Oracle Arena 
Mostly Cs: Coldplay, Sept. 3, Levi’s Stadium 
Mostly Ds: Santana, Journey, the Steve Miller Band, and the Doobie Brothers, San Francisco Fest, Sept. 4, AT&T Park

 

Originally published in the September issue of San Francisco 

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